What are you?

nightsasunder:

miss-loserface:

budgerigars:

causalspoilers:

Type in your username under the “type product name” and find out what you are!

budgerigars is a greetings card that talks, emits thick black smoke and will make your human clone obsolete.

oh gosh. this is great

miss-loserface is a postage stamp! It can pick locks!

a postage stamp that can pick locks?
… kay. 

nightsasunder is a webcam that shreds documents! It extends at the touch of a button.

Now that is just EPIC.

Natoya25 is a pen that glows in the dark and can be controlled remotely.

I’m a glow in the dark pen! :D

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The fascinating chronicles of Natoya


I am a Yu-Gi-Oh fanatic, a puzzleshipper, yaoi lover, and writer of both originals and fanfictions. If I were to go anywhere in the world, it would be to the ocean. I love water scenery, and I would rather go see a waterfall or the ocean then go anywhere else. I am a rather shy person and tend to stick to being in the background, but I'm not against talking to anyone new, should they wish to speak to me. :)

Personal blog:
songoftheoceandweller.tumblr.com

My fanfiction account:
fanfiction.net/u/1039046/Natoya


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